On sale for $15 (including shipping)
Is The Sorting Hat unsure of what house to put you in? Can't choose your favorite house? Do you just like red, yellow, green and grey? I have the perfect scarf for you. Half the scarf is Gryffindor colors (red and yellow) and the other half is Slytherin colors (green and grey).
Just leave your address in the comments (comments screened) and I'll give you my Paypal and send it to you.